Sex you? Why the hell not!

Come over here and let me take off your clothes, Things I wanna do to you, nobody has to know, So lay your body right here, lady have no fear, Cause ecstasy is near… This man and my sewer were made for each other.  Scratch that, this man is the inspiration for my sewer.  R Kelly […]

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Morning Wood!

You might not want to read this one in the office. I’m in the mood for lovin’, We’ll be touchin’, we’ll be huggin’, I’m in the mood for lovin’, We’ll get into… Mr Thicke will be my undoing one of these days…  The song is ‘Its in the morning’, featuring one of Snoop’s most dodgy […]

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Seduce my mind, please.

Tell me a secret, I don’t just wanna know about any secret of yours, I wanna know about one special secret, Because tonight I want to learn all about the secrets, in your mind… This song…  I can’t talk about this song without waxing lyrical, and long, so I’m not going to.  If you’re old […]

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Untitled…

This post was originally called ‘Let’s talk about (bad) sex, all the time, because we have nothing better to do, no?’  Good, no?  No?  Ah well…  I changed the title for two reasons.  First, I’ve learnt that putting sex and such like words in the title of your post can sometimes get you unwanted attention; to this […]

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Do you…you know…?

…B.O.B. can’t help you take them Vickie Secrets off… Folks, it’s a new month and that can only mean one thing, we’re headed back into the sewer, and this time we’re going into the deep dark reaches where few go and even fewer return.  Mabibi na mabwana, gird your loins and follow me into the dark and murky […]

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Ex’cuses, ex’cuses…

Come on and rock… I have to issue a disclaimer here, I’m friends with all my exes, at least the ones I actually get to call exes (all 4 and a half of them), which automatically excludes all disappearing dudes, ‘ships passing in the night’ incidents and such like rubbish (not that there’s many of […]

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