Love at first…shag?

I’m not often at a loss for words. I am often gobsmacked by unexpected brilliance, but that’s the whole point of brilliance, to smack you across the face and make you sit up and take notice. That’s not what I’m talking about. I mean I am rarely struck dumb. Come now, I have too much […]

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Oral Fixation.

You’ve been wondering how you can make it better? Baby, it’s easy to turn my world inside out Your discovery will take us to another place Baby, on that, there is no doubt I’ve been waiting for the special moment Anticipating all the things you’ll do to me Make the first step to release my […]

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Manage ya trois.

You know your life has taken a turn for the downright peculiar when you find yourself googling threesomes on a Saturday night, when you’re all alone.  I’m not talking about searching for dirty pictures and hot, I mean, nasty videos, I’m talking about looking for ’how to’ manuals, as in, how to have a threesome. […]

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Sex, Lies and BS.

Have you heard?  Sex makes us smarter.   Excellent, no?  This is the best news I’ve received this year.  However, and there must always be a however whenever you read something on the internet, I should probably investigate this woman’s claims, just to make sure this isn’t another one of those ‘quail eggs prevent AIDS’ […]

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Size matters.

You need to read that sentence not as a statement of fact, I’m not saying that size does in fact matter, what I’m talking about is matters of size.  That’s less threatening, right?  The last thing I want is for your little Jimmy to retract even further into big Jimmy.  Come now, don’t be shy, […]

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It’s all about tension. Who knew?

29,900,000 results.  That’s what you get when you google ‘female orgasm’.  No really, try it for yourself and see.  You didn’t google, did you?  It’s all right, that’s what I’m here for, to boldly go where other people with better things to do can’t be bothered to tread. Quick disclaimer, last week’s disclaimer has been […]

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Fake it till you make it.

A couple of weeks back, as I was looking for what I can only hope was more useful and life changing information (probably not, I have been known to read a 2-page menu if it looks interesting, such is my idleness), I stumbled across this article, When (Not) to Fake an Orgasm.  I had a […]

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