(not) dating drama…

One of the best things about being female is that we’re generally allowed, make that able, to change our minds at a moment’s notice.  Thanks to my ovaries, I get to say ‘I’m looking for a man whore’ one week, then turn around and say ‘I want to date’ the following week.  That’s right folks, this […]

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Are you the one?

Every so often I read something in the papers that just makes my day, or month.  Its usually something very idiotic like the all too common reports of ‘secret meetings’ between politicians (if its secret, then how do you know about it?); or a nonsense puff piece about a woman/activist who claims to have 5 […]

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Play like a woman, win like a man.

I know, sounds like a self-help book doesn’t it?  Fear not, I’m too delusional to write anything quite that serious, or helpful for that matter.  Folks, may I present: THE Kai Nikii? CLUELESS MEN’S HANDBOOK FOR GETTING A WOMAN.  ANY WOMAN.  REALLY. Catchy title, no?  No?  Moving on swiftly… Women.  We vex you, don’t we?  […]

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Where Is My John Wayne?

I don’t like westerns.  I find them too slow, all that standing around, staring, fingering a revolver, waiting (literally) for the cows to come home…  I don’t get it.  It doesn’t help that most westerns have spectacularly crap soundtracks, if any.  I am, however, partial to a good cowboy, all their macho prancing about in […]

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