Day 6: syn·co·pa·tion

Ooh, I miss that syncopation, I guess I’ll never really understand… Folks, these musicians have been lying to me all my (not so) innocent life. When I first heard this song, ‘Syncopation’, I thought the word meant in sync, as in, together. It’s a bloody love song, for crying out loud, what else could the […]

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Day of love, my ass!

Valentine’s Day is bollocks. It is. I could end this post here and I’d have made my point, surely no one can contest this most obvious fact. What’s that?  You don’t agree?  You must be the delusional one shopping for a suitably fluffy gift of (not too) great value.  And then there’s the wine, the […]

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It bothers me.

Let go, my ass!  Oh come on, you have to have seen this coming, no?  There is no way an OCD idiot like me was going to sit back and go with the flow, just, what the hell do I look like, some tai chi loving hippie?  No no no…  I am not cut out […]

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Going with the flow? Hmmm…

Every so often someone rocks up here with the answers to all my problems, handy little suggestions to help me figure out all that vexes me, instructions on how best to get myself out of the rut I constantly claim to be in.  And I absolutely hate it.  No really, I can’t stand it.  For […]

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