Day 6: syn·co·pa·tion

Ooh, I miss that syncopation, I guess I’ll never really understand… Folks, these musicians have been lying to me all my (not so) innocent life. When I first heard this song, ‘Syncopation’, I thought the word meant in sync, as in, together. It’s a bloody love song, for crying out loud, what else could the […]

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Same wheel, new angle.

You know that list of seven women I’d happily shag, the one that has Pink? It has a new addition. Even better, a new number one. I am officially head over heels in love with, and in lust for, this woman… (I don’t know how to stop this from playing automatically, dammit! You might want […]

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And so it came to pass…

The wedding was attended. A couple of weekends back. Yes, that wedding, and no, nothing dramatic happened. I went, I saw, I clapped and took pictures, I danced and I drank, and then the following day I went to watch rugby. The end. Only, that isn’t all there was to it, is it? Of course […]

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Mr (bloody) Smith.

Every so often you stumble across a voice so stunning, coming out of the unlikeliest character, you’re, quite literally, struck dumb. Mouth hanging open, confusion furrowing your brow, emotions all over the place as you try to decide whether or not to be happy. You’re not sure whether to be happy or not because said […]

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Day of love, my ass!

Valentine’s Day is bollocks. It is. I could end this post here and I’d have made my point, surely no one can contest this most obvious fact. What’s that?  You don’t agree?  You must be the delusional one shopping for a suitably fluffy gift of (not too) great value.  And then there’s the wine, the […]

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F.F.D.B.

A new year.  Another year.  As we get older it starts to feel like the years are rolling into one long month, with some hot days and some cold days, some wet days and some dry days, and all the while everything keeps rolling on, uninterrupted.  It feels like it was only a few weeks […]

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