Because men no speaka da english and women, well, women speaka da everything, but in woman…
Ooh, I miss that syncopation, I guess I’ll never really understand… Folks, these musicians have been lying to me all my (not so) innocent life. When I first heard this song, ‘Syncopation’, I thought the word meant in sync, as in, together. It’s a bloody love song, for crying out loud, what else could the […]
Continue reading →I knew if I waited long enough, and prayed to my gods hard enough, that one day someone would figure out how to make a man (or a woman, who knows?) fall in love with me. I knew this day would come, and it finally did. Strictly speaking, that day came 20 years ago, but […]
Continue reading →You know that list of seven women I’d happily shag, the one that has Pink? It has a new addition. Even better, a new number one. I am officially head over heels in love with, and in lust for, this woman… (I don’t know how to stop this from playing automatically, dammit! You might want […]
Continue reading →The wedding was attended. A couple of weekends back. Yes, that wedding, and no, nothing dramatic happened. I went, I saw, I clapped and took pictures, I danced and I drank, and then the following day I went to watch rugby. The end. Only, that isn’t all there was to it, is it? Of course […]
Continue reading →Every so often you stumble across a voice so stunning, coming out of the unlikeliest character, you’re, quite literally, struck dumb. Mouth hanging open, confusion furrowing your brow, emotions all over the place as you try to decide whether or not to be happy. You’re not sure whether to be happy or not because said […]
Continue reading →You know how they say the universe gives you what you ask for? I’m here today to tell you that it does, and oh how it does. This is one of those instances I regret everything I have said leading up to this exact moment. See, I went out and told the universe that I […]
Continue reading →Stop frowning and listen to me for a minute. As much as women often claim to be all about love and all that good stuff, it’s possible we may not need it as much as we say we do. In fact, I’m starting to think our love for desire is what drives us, not the […]
Continue reading →Valentine’s Day is bollocks. It is. I could end this post here and I’d have made my point, surely no one can contest this most obvious fact. What’s that? You don’t agree? You must be the delusional one shopping for a suitably fluffy gift of (not too) great value. And then there’s the wine, the […]
Continue reading →A new year. Another year. As we get older it starts to feel like the years are rolling into one long month, with some hot days and some cold days, some wet days and some dry days, and all the while everything keeps rolling on, uninterrupted. It feels like it was only a few weeks […]
Continue reading →Ego so big, you must admit, I got every reason to feel like I’m that bitch, Ego so strong, if you ain’t know, I don’t need no beat, I can sing it with piano… And then she goes ahead and sings the hell out of it, with piano. I don’t much care for Mrs Jay […]
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