Idiot Press: The Fact-check Edition

So apparently our prezzo is the third best performing president in Africa. Well, woobloodyhoo! And here we thought he’s a complete idiot, what with dodgy procurement scams, terrorist attacks all over the country, a sluggish economy, suspect payments to Anglo Leasing ghosts… Ladies and gentlemen, apparently the man has a 78% approval rating. EH? Now […]

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Idiot Press: Oh Daily Nation, why?

It has finally dawned upon me that Nation Media Group has officially lost the plot. Yes, officially. How else can you explain their current fascination with a girl whose sole claim to fame is a big ass, and now her yellow yellow skin procured in London, allegedly?  Or their obsession with elections that are three […]

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Idiot Press: The Nation Edition.

We need to have a conversation about the Saturday Nation. You buggers, what the hell is going on? I need to give you a bit of background before I continue, that you may fully grasp from whence my anguish emanates. I’ve been reading the Nation since I could read. My father, bless his demanding ass, […]

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Idiot Press: The Standard Edition

I have little to no respect for the Standard Group in general, The Standard Newspaper in particular.  For too long they have specialised in pushing their master’s agenda, and given that their master is a former president, along with his cronies, well, they have no credibility in my book.  Unless, that is, I feel like […]

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Idiot Press, continued…

A couple of weeks later, our press has woken up to the shocking realisation that there is more to the story of Westgate than they were being given by the government.  Gasp!  They are now engaging in what they consider investigative journalism, digging up random CCTV footage exposing what really went on in the mall. […]

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Idiot Press!

Sincere condolences to all that lost a loved one, this is a difficult time for you, but know that you are in our thoughts.  Apologies if that sounds clumsy, I’m always at a loss when it comes to handling grief, my own or others’, there is nothing to say and everything to do.  May you […]

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Haiya!

Reke ngwire ati nowe, nowe Nowee tu nyendete Wendo waku no uhe, uhe Tene na teene… Harry Kimani is a sexy man.  Yes, I said it, and no, I’m not taking it back.  He’s not pretty, but the man is so damn sexy, walalala…  And if that’s not enough, he has real skill.  He’s also […]

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Dunia wiki hii…

When I was a kid I used to love Dunia Wiki Hii.  Strange, I know, but I was a strange kid.  That half hour of the weeks news all wrapped up concisely for my digestion was just lovely, even better it was mostly international news which they had nyima’d me all week because they were […]

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